efrei.app | tty1 | v0.1.0
motd briefing armament comms
efrei.app — motd _ □ x
cat /etc/motd 
 _____ _____ ____  _____ ___
| ____|  ___|  _ \| ____|_ _|
|  _| | |_  | |_) |  _|  | |
| |___|  _| |  _ <| |___ | |
|_____|_|   |_| \_\_____|___|
student toolkit // villejuif sector
host
efrei.app
sector
villejuif / paris
threat
class 9 — engineering school, 5 year engagement
exp
09-2027
serial
#efr-student-0451
status
7 weapons equipped
efrei.app — briefing.txt _ □ x
cat briefing.txt

> target: efrei — french engineering school, villejuif sector. > duration of engagement: 5 years. > typical casualties: sleep, social life, sanity. > deploy your loadout below and engage the target.

efrei.app — arsenal.txt _ □ x
cat arsenal.txt

> the fastest weapons in the world.

> most are near-instant. all of them run on my homelab — they take none of your device's resources, cpu, gpu, memory, battery. you upload, the server does the work, you download. your laptop stays cold.

> fully external. no data ever collected, no cookies, no analytics, no tracking pixels, no fingerprinting, no bullshit. images are processed in-memory in the pod and never stored.

efrei.app — /armament _ □ x
ls -la /armament/
total 7
drwxr-xr-x 1 root root 4096 apr 12 2026 .
drwxr-xr-x 1 root root 4096 apr 12 2026 ..
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 301K apr 12 2026 bg_remove.wasm -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 412K apr 13 2026 convert.wasm -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 418K apr 13 2026 compress.wasm -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 424K apr 13 2026 pad.wasm -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 428K apr 13 2026 crop.wasm -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 432K apr 13 2026 downscale.wasm -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 438K apr 13 2026 upscale.wasm
# 7 executable
efrei.app — comms.txt _ □ x
cat comms.txt

> establishing uplink... > open channels: